Hard Soap, Hard Soap
Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.
Top Billed Cast
Laurien Dominique
Penny Holmes
Candida Royalle
Linda Lou
John Holmes
Dr. John Holmes
Damon Christian
Closing Credits Announcer (voice)
Joan Devlon
Patty
Featured Crew
Joel Sussman
Still Photographer
Carol Germaine
Script Supervisor
John T. Chapman
Writer
Jay Werner
Editor
Connie Lasky
Makeup Artist
Roy Simpson
Sound Mixer
Curly Eason
Camera Operator
Elliott Rosenblatt
Location Manager
William Sebring
Production Design
Ned Ishimoto
Set Decoration
Lionel Gibson
Gaffer
Bob Chinn
Director
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